A MOHAVE DESERT LEGEND
A want-to-be scientist successfully spliced a human spermaceti cell with a cow’s and inseminated a woman who actually gave birth to this satanic science experiment. I say this because this was a satanic cult, mostly bikers settled near the Mohave desert. You can see this creature who has a cow’s head and a man’s body if you’re passing through the Mohave desert at the right time of night and moon phase. They are known to hold human sacrifices of victims they become offended by along the way.
Passing through the Mohave desert, northbound, on your right there is eventually a big mountainous bolder fit for Hollywood. It’s the only place to go behind if you need any privacy from the road. One night, an Airman from the Air Force was driving up to Tehachapi for a Bar-BQ he was already late for. It was night fall and he had to relieve his bladder; there was no holding it until he got there, it had to be now. He pulled over at this large bolder and ran behind it to take a leak. He saw there was a gathering of bikers with a bonfire burning and satanic music playing, too creepy. He took his leak where the road could still catch him, but he didn’t want to get involved with these devil worshipers. He ran to his pickup truck and started it, which the bikers heard. They all ran out after him as he pealed out of there, taking his pickup as fast as she would go. He looked at his speedometer as he was nearing 70 miles per hour, and as he glanced up to his passenger side window, there it was: a wild man with a cow’s head, wearing jeans with no shirt racing right along side of his pickup on foot! The Airman says, “There was a moment there, we made eye contact… It sickened me to my very core.” He just floored it the whole way home, driving tactfully to throw off the demon.
He finally made it to his destination, shaken up. His friends and family tried to comfort him after he told them what had happened. They said it must have been a mask. It must have been roller skates. Anyway, he was finally safe. He just could not feel safe knowing these bikers are on the only road in or out of California. They gave him a burger from the grill that night. When he bit into it, it was filled with thick blood as if purposefully stuffed with dark red blood. No one understood how this happened to his burger. True story.
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When I was on the Merkabah, I would be led down the hall by God’s side, and I would constantly end up either on his left side or his right side, depending on how I was feeling; it depended on whether I was receiving for my own sake or for God’s sake. And as soon as I felt what I was seeing on His starship was really not as outrageous as I expected, the lights would change and the black marble walls turned into cement walls as if in a basement of some Facility. He led me down the end of the hall and around the corner, I saw a couple in their own room, and across the hall from them was my new room. He sat me down at a desk and brought over a computer for me to stare at. The room turned out to be a replica of my future apartment at the time. And the entrance from the hall would have been between the window and the bureau. Anyway, I didn’t stay long: I had to see the rest of the Merkabah! And I’m glad I did: I saw a room seemingly surrounded by deep outer space. There were lab desks with miniature big bang sequences at the push of a button. They were labeled (c^6)^2. And if you pressed the (c^7)^2 button, there would be an extra giant comet bouncing upward and towards the giant black hole right at the center of the universe. I just saw this kid playing around with it showing off for a couple of girls by his side. I kept my head down and kept on walking unsure if he was even allowed to play with this stuff or not. I had a sense of not wanting to touch a thing, afraid I might cause some damage. I kept my hands in my pockets and my head down, in shock from burning in hell earlier, ever thankful of every moment out of that place. How free was I? Really.
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